Thursday, 10 October 2013

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

I rename this “The Fucking Shit Spider-Man”

No trailer…not worth looking.

No screengrabs not worth the bandwidth or storage.

I really hated this tired crap. Peter Parkers parents are kind of dicks, Conners is kind of a dick, Ben is kind of cool but can be a dick, Aunt May is also a dick and Peter Parker is a massive dick. There was nobody likeable in the entire film everyone is angsty or confrontational, the lizard is fucking terrible and I struggled to finish it let alone write a review. Rather then spend ages ripping the arse out of it I will just say…

Paul Out….Don't bother.

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