Tuesday, 26 June 2012

My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

What, you think I was Harry Warden or something? Hey, Michael, check this out.

Labouring the 3D premise and the spookiness of the Gas Mask this terrible movie is neither scary nor effective. Its a slog from start to end.

With a prologue that is sublime in its ridiculousness the movie suddenly grinds to a halt. If this film was sex it would be an awkward spurt followed by lots of foreplay and with no real payoff at the end. It suffered from any focus on a central protagonist switching central characters midway and leaving the viewer feeling very disconnected. Worse then that it retcons earlier events to fit the  films “twist”, this is the lowest form of cinema cheating. vlcsnap-2012-06-25-14h05m14s20

Not worth spending time on My Bloody Valentine may be gory but lacks any real panache and the “Dark Mineshafts” are lit up brighter then my neighbours house at Christmas.

Don't bother with this one.vlcsnap-2012-06-25-14h06m06s23

Paul Out…

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