Saturday, 7 January 2012

Your Highness

I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, Courtney definitely will!

I knew from the moment I saw the trailer for this film that it would either be awesome of suck donkey balls. Sadly an economy bottle of Listerine has still been unable to remove the lingering taste of burro testicles from my tongue.
This whole intro was funnier than the film. If you found it to be lame and pathetic congratulations you have got the simile.
Your Highness had the potential to be brilliant but it very rarely gels,  who would have thought that a combination of James (127hrs) Franco, Natalie (Star Wars) Portman and Charles (Tywin Lannister!) Dance could fail. Throw in a helping of Toby Jones and you should have an indomitable hit? vlcsnap-2012-01-06-13h50m52s91
Your Highness rarely raises a smile, let alone a giggle. It is puerile and silly and that in itself shouldn't kill the film but for some reason the whole thing is epically lifeless and …off. It simply does not work. There appears to be nothing but the crudeness to rescue this film from the failure it is.
Sadly avoid…
Paul Out
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