Titanic II is utter, utter drek. I barely made it through the film and only the presence of eye candy stopped me from switching it off. The effects, acting and plot are truly execrable. Seriously, this is abysmal. I am only doing this lip service of a review so that I can feel that I got SOMETHING out of the experience (aside from nausea).
Fuck it, have a screengrab of some poky nipples.