Thursday, 27 October 2011

If Apple/Android invented sport

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  • All stadiums would be gorgeous looking with facilities that are several years out of date.
  • Balls would have a tendency to shatter
  • Tickets would be twice as expensive as other sports
  • You would need to stop the game to find out the score
  • Every new change would be magical
  • Other sports are always stealing their ideas
  • If you hold a bat wrongly the game stops.
  • All fans of the sport would evangelically decry any other sports.
  • All fans of the sport will call other fans evangelical lunatics.
  • Only approved seats/toilets/glasses/shades etc can be used.
  • The fan suffers

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  • The stadiums would be quite basic but skinnable to look amazing
  • All the stadiums would look different
  • On older stadiums the game may run slowly
  • The score is visible all the time along with a multitude of onscreen widgets
  • Some great ideas would be developed to be perfected by another sport as “magic”
  • The game would run for 80% of the match until it needed plugging in.
  • All fans of the sport would evangelically decry any other sports.
  • All fans of the sport will call other fans evangelical lunatics.
  • In some countries certain stadiums would be closed for looking too much like competitors stadiums.
  • Anyone can sell seats/toilets/glasses/shades etc whether they work or not.
  • The fan suffers

Half arsed I know but I have a headache. Any new ideas in the comments?

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