Sunday, 11 September 2011

Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies

Oh good god, why am I doing this.

You may think this expostulation is a cry of horror and revulsion. Its not. Instead what I decry is the sheer level of boredom that torture porn like this evokes. The flimsy pretext for a effects showreel this time is the premise that a suicidal male discovers he is immortal. Its is 40 minutes of sheer crap. The effects are excellent but this cannot save what is essentially a dire film that is neither funny, scary nor engrossing.

As I see more of these film I realise that it is simply a gore equivalent to watching somebody take a shit. Awful but oddly boring also and not at all entertaining.

Avoid. Don't bother. Utter shite.vlcsnap-2011-09-11-16h07m36s46

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