Monday, 11 October 2010

The Beard Goblin

Not a review this time, just a rant that is too long for twitter.

I appear to have a Beard Goblin. He sits under my face and when he senses that I am about to shave grabs a few strands of hair and pulls them under my skin.

Then, 2 or so hours later he lets them go, i will be felling my face an…oooh where did those long ANNOYING hairs come from?

How else could they have avoided the overbladed wonder of the Gillette?

Of course by then it is too late, do you attempt to pluck the buggers with thumb and forefinger? This is highly addictive once started and often painful after several failed attempts.

OR

Do you leave it? Of course you don’t. That would be like leaving a spot unpicked, or a red button unpressed.

Bloody Beard Goblin.

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