Friday, 27 November 2009

Twilight

Good god I must be mad. Anyway here it is.

Brood, brood, brood. Pale, pale. Brood brood. Giggle. Brood. Weird boys. Brood. Rain, pale, wet, rain, Bella not Isabella. Brood, smoulder. Bella nearly gets squashed, Bella nearly gets raped. Oh and vampires, charisma…as in zero. Look im BroOOOOOOding

Twilight is like the Buffy / Angel romance without any kind of hook or story. In other words its like the shit bits of Buffy. Of course the clincher is that the stars are also fucking ugly!

To sum up, yes it is shit teenage gusset wetting nonsense. What is it with girls? mInd if i brooooooood

Fuck it, is not worth writing any more, I did enough watching the heaving pile of bollocks, Bram and Polidori will be spinning in their graves. I actually am tempted to cu and paste the words “Utter Bollocks” 200 times. Ahhh fuck it. Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks Utter Bollocks


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