Sunday, 25 October 2009

Miss Polly Had a Dolly (2009)

Miss Polly Had a Dolly

Who was sick, sick, sick

So she called for the Doctor

To come quick, quick, quick

The Doctor said

“You silly old cow”

You have to call

The NHS from now

 

So she picked up the phone

and she rang their number

The Nurse that she got

Was an awful mumbler

after some questions

they got to the crux

We need to se the dolly

So get on the bus

 

The walk in centre

wasn't far away

So Miss Polly thought

it wouldn't eat her day

She took the dolly

and she took her seat

Next to the Pole

with the gammy feet

 

Her turn came after just a coupla hours

and the nurse used

all her diagnostic powers

to decide the dolly was

definitely ill

So Miss Polly

Had to wait

for a doctors pill

 

Of course in the meantime

Dolly had enough

The poor girl was feeling

progres-sively rough

And the irony is

in the good old days

The bed where she was sent

was where she would have stayed

 

 

All my own work

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