Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Yes, you did read the title correctly. I have just spent what must rate as one of the most bizarre 1 1/2 hours of my entire life!

Take a look at this.

Without a doubt this is the weirdest film I have ever clapped eyes upon. The problem is that I still don't know whether I watched a work of sheer brilliant amateur genius or the most inept schlock filled racist tripe ever farted forth. The reason for this being that Poultrygeist swings so quickly between these it hard to remember whether you actually like it or not at that point.Lesbian fantsay dance number. OK.

It is filled with masses (honestly masses) of gore, breasts, penis jokes, severed penises, penises impales on mop handles and penises being emptied into meat grinders! The film has a very simple plot and sticks to it as loosely as possible, often taking the opportunity to show some more breasts in the process…or burst into song! Did I mention his is also a musical? Yes we have full on dance sequences slapped in between scenes of utter visceral carnage and incredibly bigoted and anti-Islamic racism. Slap in some truly stomach churning toilet bowl eruption scenes and you have a very odd film indeed (in one scene Arby (our hero) asks Humus (our Islamic burka wearing suicide bomber (often called Hamas for extra insult)) to pass him his friends rectum (which is just over there. We later see this being eaten by a chicken crazed punter!

Yes that IS a condom behind his ear!

I really still don't know whether to recommend Poultrygeist of not. The acting is dreadful, the gore sickening and extreme and the comedy puerile and toilet based at best and hugely offensive at worst (I remember what my daddy used to say.. He’d say “BOY, fetch the matches, this cross isn't gonna burn itself!”)Mmmmm Chicken

The final verdict is down to you. If you like silly jokes, gore, sprays of shit and lashing of lesbian chicken based musical numbers give it a try. If, however, you are dull, staid and think jokes should be strictly PC then avoid like the plague. I guess what I'm saying is that despite the fact that it technically is a heap of utter shite…I kinda like it!Bok bok bok bok bok

Paul out…and avoiding KFC for months.

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