Sunday, 3 May 2009

7 Things more deadly then Swine Flu (to non-Mexicans)

The Shits-

Rotoviral Enteritis is estimated to kill 500,000 children under the age of 5 every year.

In America there are an estimated 37 deaths a year due to this.

If you think you wont be affected think again. The odds are you have already had this, it is believed to affect nearly every child at least once by the age of 5. You may know it by its more common name of Upset Tummy or Diarrhoea and Sickness.

Taking a Bus -

Every time you board a bus you dice with more death then Swine Flu can deal! In 1997 a total of 12 people were killed in the UK due to accidents while on Buses.

Its ok you could always take a train…

Taking a train -

in 2007 32 people were killed in the UK in train related incidents. 5 were passengers just sitting there minding there own business!

Screw this i will cycle!

Go for a bike ride -

Nope think again. In 2007 135 children and adults were killed while cycling on the UKs roads. Maybe you will be safer walking.

Taking a walk -

In a word STOP. 642 adults and children were killed by vehicles on Britain's roads in 2007. Maybe you should just stay at home?

Stay at Home -

GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

In 2002 there were 4308 fatal home accidents in the UK. That's right, you are safer going out and getting sneezed upon in the middle of the road then you are hiding in your own home. In fact there is one last thing that definitely is more deadly then swine flu

The Media -

Enough said.

Paul Out

Sources – RoSPA, Office of National Statistics, Wikipedia

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