Acting is fairly ropey until you meet the "mother" who is like an am-dram reject. in fact in the school play this woman would have played a tree...
badly.
On the quality of acting and talent on show here I am hoping for a full out tits and bloodfest. Anything else = FAIL
Well the obligatory skinny dipping scene has passed, we are 38 mins in with no claret at all. How the hell was it rated 18 in the UK

This is without a doubt one of the worst films I have EVER seen! It has only one redeeming feature. Possibly the worst false moustache I have ever seen. Seriously it looks like it is made out of velour!
Oh and the "twist" is telegraphed from the start however is the only nudity and gore in pretty much the entire film!